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February 07 2018

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February 06 2018

Brazilian National Team Defender Poliana Joins Orlando Pride

vivm51:

a-team11:

“Poliana is a player that we have admired since she joined the league. We believe she has been one of Houston’s best, most consistent players during that time,” Pride Head Coach Tom Sermanni said. “What really appeals to us is that, though she plays mostly in a full back role, we think she’s the kind of player who can play anywhere. She’s intelligent, her ability to read the game is phenomenal. As well as outstanding defensive qualities, she also has the skill to get forward and score goals. She has all the characteristics we look for at our Club. I think she is an ideal fit for the Pride.”

Orlando Pride aka Brazilian National Team

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February 05 2018

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aporeticelenchus:

ratheralark:

oh my GOD

(from twitter, seen at Blackwell’s Oxford)

omg

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sogooditertz:

These are the headlines I like to see.

gorgeousnerd:

artisticclusterfuck:

there are only two genders: broadway actors who were on smash and broadway actors who were on glee

this is broadway actors who were on law and order erasure

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atopfourthwall:

iwilleatyourenglish:

beckyhop:

iwilleatyourenglish:

bartholomewfatima:

portmanteau-bot:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

Repent, weebs

repeebs.


This portmanteau was created from phrase ‘repent weebs’. Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1

Why does a nun have a Twitter in the first place

idk if sister catherine is an actual nun, but most nuns don’t live in the stone age.

i volunteered for several years at a shelter with nuns and they all had iphones and liked to use the internet.

Do…do nuns have memes?

i’m about to blow your mind: they do, indeed, have and enjoy memes.

many of the nuns i volunteered with (most of whom were in their 50s-80s) got a kick out of catholic memes and cat memes.

there’s also a nun named Sister Helena Burns who is famous for her love of twitter. she posts content such as this:

Second picture: “Get on, sister. We’ve got Satan to slay tonight.”

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onaperduamedee:

Michelle Yeoh for L'Uomo Vogue, November 2013 (n.445)

possiblestalker:

xenatheconqueeror:

I was flipping through my copy of the wonder woman movie novelization and something caught my eye..

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I opened the epilogue and was like “wait a minute” bc-

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THEY QUOTED SAPPHO IN THE EPILOGUE

Harold, they’re Amazons.

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kirathaune:

archiemcphee:

archiemcphee:

Japanese Mukimono artist Gaku (previously featured here) continues to amaze us with his skill using an x-acto knife to carve intricate patterns and traditional motifs on vegetables and pieces of fruit. In addition to being incredibly precise, Gaku also has to work quickly in order to complete each carving before the piece of produce he’s using starts to change color.

Last month Gaku also demonstrated his ability to create grasshoppers out of blades of grass:

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Follow Gaku on Instagram to keep up with his latest works of exquisite edible art.

[via Colossal]

Grab a napkin (silverware is optional), today it’s time for the Department of Exceptional Edible Art to share their most mouthwatering favorites.

Playing with your food: Jedi Level

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February 04 2018

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mindhunter-netflix:

                    “It was (1973) when homosexuality was taken off the list of mental disorders. It’s unbelievable that it was only just then. I don’t think she’s a closet lesbian — among her friends, I don’t think she’s keeping any secret. But there’s a part of me that thinks even if she wasn’t a lesbian, she wouldn’t talk about who she is. She’s so completely focused when she’s at work and doesn’t have time for small talk. It exhausts her, quite frankly.Anna Torv 

ciswhitethin:

beans345:

fedkaczynski:

triss19:

unlimited-shitpost-works:

armedandgayngerous:

im-just-a-reaction:

abstractandedgyname:

persverso:

the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?

human: GO FAST

the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.

human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST

the universe: wait what

human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER

the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP

human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER

human: 

THEORETICALLY MAXIMUM FAST

the universe:

How will the people in the ship not get gibbed?

Because the warp drive doesn’t actually accelerate the ship, it just makes the space in front of it smaller and the space behind it larger. Or something.

it works like this

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Objects cannot accelerate to the speed of light within normal spacetime; instead, the Alcubierre drive shifts space around an object so that the object would arrive at its destination faster than light would in normal space without breaking any physical laws.

A WRINKLE IN TIME IS COMING TRUE 

We gonna be surfing gravity waves!!


COWABUNGA SPACE DUDES!

I love how mankind’s solution to ftl is just to bend to rules of reality a little.

Universe: ok human, with the physical laws as they are you can’t go faster than the speed of light.

Humanity: ok, let me just figure out how to manipulate space time so I can go FASTER!

That’s literally how the ship in Futurama works lol the professor says the ship doesn’t move at all, it moves all of space around it. Can’t believe Futurama was right

wizardscience:

orcgf:

orcgf:

if catholicism/christianity is fake… mary really was in that for the long haul. she pulled the longest con in existence & even got her kid in on it

mary’s friend gabriel who knocked her up: you told joseph i was a what now?

mary, taking a sip of her coffee: an angel, gabe. try to keep up.

mary, about to invent the miracle of christ: oh, haven’t you heard?

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trashytoclassy:

bunnywith:

uleanblue:

hermionxjean:

maddeningmagic106:

doctorsiggy:

jitterbugjive:

whoweargoldintheirhair:

mememiya-anthy:

#freshly peeled sheeps

reblogging solely for that deeply unnerving caption

@theosartisticthematics

FRESHLY PEELED SHEEPS

Fuck this. Does everyone just not see the blood scrapes on some of their backs and faces???!!! Anyone, seriously, correct me if I’m wrong because this is making me upset af

Domesticated sheep need to be sheared because they don’t shed their coats on their own and it can be bad for their health if it gets too big.

Also, it looks considering how close they cut that it went fairly well. I see like 2 nicks maybe, but with the photo it’s hard to tell. I mean, unfortunately, you’re going to nick a few animals because they don’t understand the order of “stand still” very well. 

Sheep can die from heat exhaustion if they aren’t sheared. 

Also, their skin secretes lanolin, which quickly soothes and heals any nicks they get during shearing. 

in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps

Please peel your sheeps

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em-pocket:

tastefullyoffensive:

A father’s love. (via Kieeraaa)

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hami-photos:

📷: hami.photos

frozen-heart-prince:

Beyoncé: *purchases new laptop and uses it for the first time*

The FBI Agent that’s assigned to her:

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